Come with me.
I’ll introduce you to the castle of candy.
Here are the hostesses, Molly and Mary
Oh, the percs of being friends with these fairies.
It’s cool, it’s fun, it’s easy.
When you don’t have any real responsibilities.
You can burn your insides for fun
or swallow your sorrows in bottles of rum.
Find your happiness in crystals of mess
A needle can take away all that stress.
Take a candy even if you fail.
Don’t think about it, just inhale.
Snort all your problems away.
To reach cloud nine you have to climb this stairway.
Oh, but now it’s time for you to pay the bill.
And soon for a candy, you ’ll even sell yourself.
You won’t be able to stay awake or sleep.
Oh, without the candy you can’t even eat.
If it hurts to breathe, open the window.
If it’s getting unbearable you can pull up your sleeves.
Oh, you can lie down for a bit but you can never leave.